Hats & Beanies

We have employees here that literally wear hats, toboggans, and beanies so much that I honestly have no idea what kind of haircut they have. So, depending on the brand or style of head covering they have on, we'll call their haircuts Fly, DC, Fox, Answer, Thor, and One. Some of them may not even have hair at all. For all I know they may be missing the top of their skull and that hat is the only thing holding their brains in. At that point it's as much a medical device as it is clothing. For some poor souls, a nice form fitting hat is a matter of life and death.